the beging?

[soulkiller288]>USK<[]

yes yes a new topic inspired by my last posted named "the end"
now just so i can make this clear THIS IS NOT A RELIGOUS TOPIC.
i just want ppl to answer this simple question
1) how did life begin?
REMBER
this is not a religous topic unless you the readers make it one so i want no religous flaming posts (unless thats how you believe life began)

[rnz]

theres a couple theories i have:

1. All the atoms happened to come together randomly or whatever

2.Road quadruple posted, thus creating life cause of his karma

You mean life as in living things, or the universe?
And what do u mean the beging?

[soulkiller288]>USK<[]

ahh sorry i mean beiging (i dont know how to spell that word!)

[binerexis]

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much and are married, they do a special hug (sometimes for days on end). When they finish this special hug, all the known and unknown forces come together and expand rapidly causing an effect that no one can be quite sure of which, in turn, provokes a cosmic tortoise to withdraw. The friction from this rapid withdrawal creates a mass amount of heat which boils water which creates steam which begets Steam which is where we get Half-Life and all it's derivatives. Thus, there are (including the Steam re-release of the original) 10 Half-life games which turns it into 5 Full-Lives.

That is how life began.

[Tsumetai]

The word you're looking for is "beginning".

[LamourAlexx]>USK<[]

Oct 21, 2008 17:22:58 GMT -5 binerexis said:

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much and are married, they do a special hug (sometimes for days on end). When they finish this special hug, all the known and unknown forces come together and expand rapidly causing an effect that no one can be quite sure of which, in turn, provokes a cosmic tortoise to withdraw. The friction from this rapid withdrawal creates a mass amount of heat which boils water which creates steam which begets Steam which is where we get Half-Life and all it's derivatives. Thus, there are (including the Steam re-release of the original) 10 Half-life games which turns it into 5 Full-Lives.

That is how life began.

haha bin

or

The Big Bang Theory (No Pun Intended)

[{Dark}Cows_With_Guns]

Bin, that is the funniest thing I ever saw on this forum and Alexx just finished it off, that was great.

[Quizz]

Biblical Creation.

[Loken]

I always thought we evolved from apes.

[Rugal]

God was arm wrestling is roommate Chugs. Then Chugs farted, God smelt it, and then lost the arm wrestle. Then Chugs celebrated by farting again and out of his ass the universe was born.

[Tsumetai]

Oct 22, 2008 15:42:22 GMT -5 Loken said:

I always thought we evolved from apes.

Actually, we are apes. The term "apes" refer to more than one species. If you were thinking of Chimps, then no, we did not evolve from chimps, modern humans and modern chimps share a common ancestor.


Rugal watches too much Family Guy.

[The Cat's Meow]

In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster extended his noodly appendange, from which came forth Ralph Nader.....

The rest is lost in history, among a cloud of internet references and the like. Then from this cloud, came life.

The end =3

[binerexis]

Oct 24, 2008 1:25:44 GMT -5 The Cat's Meow said:

The rest is lost in history, among a cloud of internet references and the like.

You're just too lazy to finish a joke there, at least I put some thought into mine

[The Cat's Meow]

Its a fill-in-the-blank =p

[phantomvirus]

I'm with biblical creation. Since I'm not allowed to say anything religious I'll just stop there. Better that way too so that Tsumetai wont name call me and think of me as an illogical human since his vulcan mind is soo superior

Remember: You Can't Stop the Virus

P.S that means for Road, Quiz and cows!