Post by {Dark}Cows_With_Guns on May 22, 2008 5:49:48 GMT -5
Ello Everyone!
Well the title says it all.
It took me a while to do this guide because I was hesitant about being worse because other people MIGHT become better using this guide but it's being nice so I did it.
Notice: The following contains spoilers of how to use the weapons and some strategies.
This guide is MY opinion only. I AM NOT STATING THIS IS CORRECT IT JUST REALLY WORKS AND I RECOMMEND
PEOPLE TO USE IT. EVERYTHING in this guide is done by me, and I learned all this MESELF.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Crouching>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well lets just start of with crouching... yes... crouching. You might think that’s dumb or its useless and stuff. Well it isn't especially in ballistics. Simply if you crouch you are always harder to hit no matter of your moving speed unless you are playing a fast paced game. In Ballistics Mod if you crouch, no matter what weapon you are using you will ALWAYS shoot much more accurately. Say the SS00SS(something) Waffle Rifle, you notice if you shoot it all 20 rounds after dodging, you will be almost shooting behind you. That’s not good. After running, its REALLY bad, standing still, you shoot like in all directions unless it’s in VERY short bursts. But if you crouch and shoot all 20 rounds continually they will hit all in the same spot or nearly the same spot. So if you are right in front of someone and Player 1 Crouches and Player 2 Stands the croucher will kill with about 60 HP left if the fire is in unison. That applies for all game types although with no modding there is no recoil but it still works. NOT WITH ROCKETS OR FLAK. DO NOT USE FOR THAT.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wall Dodging>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Okay, Everyone knows what wall dodging is right? What it is? Well there is something I noticed many players ignore. Say you’re playing a normal game with no modding. You’re having a rocket fight in a tight space. What to do? Do a Wall Dodge behind a player and blast them from behind. Since this is a Ballistics guide, and I said not to dodge in a fight because it maxes recoil. For starters that’s when there is no hiding places.
First: Use it whenever you need to reload. Because you’re harder to shoot but you don't slow down your reload, and you might just be able to slice or pulverize someone in melee if they are in the range for it.
Second: It CAN be useful in a fight, although that is VERY rare. The times I use it is when I'm using a pistol of any kind. Basically you just Wall dodge behind them and have some time to aim for one shot or two since you can move while using the pistol and dodging or jumping doesn't effect its accuracy.....MUCH so it can be used as a valid strategy. Although I do not recommend to use this to get a head shot because the dodge does distort it enough for a space of a head. What ALWAYS helps this is to click the crouch button right as you land because it automatically makes you aim better even with pistols. Trust me.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Distraction>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Notice: This part may seem unfair, however it is a valid strategy. Please do not flame people for using this and don't flame me for posting this. Although do not use it repetitively, as it can get annoying and you could become unpopular. If this warning scares you off, PLEASE read this as well because you might need to use it to do a last second save thing or things that can help you win the match.
This part of the guide is rather simple, so this is how it goes:
(((( THIS PART OF GUIDE EDITED BY WRITERS CONSENT!))))
Another one is if you see someone and they see you trying to snipe them. Move undercover and say something, anything at all, the person if you are directing it to them should reply either in voice or chat, so they should forget about you, now just move a tiny bit of your current location and go out and kill them. It works well. If someone calls you a 'talk steal' first tell them: "You have all the right to do it to and it’s your fault for standing still." That will anger them so they should either get a lot better or worse. Although don't use this more then thrice in a match, people will hate you.
And the third one which I just made up now so I don't know its effect is asking the enemy team questions and that could slow them down in Assault or Onslaught. It can be used for distracting defenders and rushing them OR slowing attackers.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Grenades>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oki-Doki In this Chapter I am going to talk about How To Grenades, How To Fight Grenades and The Properties Of Grenades.
Starting this chapter I'm going to give guide of how to use grenades, where and for what purpose.
Okay for starters there are 3 types of grenades. FP7 Grenade, AKA Fire Grenade, (numbers) Pineapple Grenades, AKA Big Boom 'Nades and Toxic Grenades, AKA Poison Gas Grenade(IT IS NOT A SMOKE GRENADE, DON'T HIDE WITH A KATANA IN IT!!!!!)
Now for strategies. Lets start with Pineapples.
Notice: Z said: You are allowed to throw grenades at spawn points. But if you follow ethics, only do it on tight matches.
They are the best grenade for Sentinels (and should be the only one used for it). One PERFECTLY thrown Pine can kill a Sentinel in one hit. You will most likely get a perfect-o hit if you put it on full charge and throw it at the BASE of a Sentinel because if you hit it then it will give the extra 25 damage needed to kill it (on my count because just dropping it next to one and blasting it with one shot on Waffle Rifle will kill it) and it wont bounce back if you hit a valid target.
Pines are very good as Anti-Sniper weapons. Pull the pin early by hitting the reload button (the command for it is: set input r reload me now) and throw it behind a box that commonly contains ambushes. I got meself a ULTRA KILL doing this. Don't be sparing with them because you get 10.... PLENTY. If the maker is good, the map is good(99.9% of the time neway)
Pines are under-estimated for 'nade Vs weapon matches. BUT if you are ownage with them (I'm NOT) and use it nearly always, be prepared to be called a 'Grenade sleeper' but do the usual reply, you can do it too. But it DOES get annoying so if you follow ethics, don't do it
In Conclusion: Pines are very versatile grenades, do REALLY high damage, and if you practice and get your angles right AND swap 3rd/1st person fast, you can be killing without even getting shot at even if people know where you are.
Summary:High Powered Grenade for many things
Effect: Emits a huge explosion after 'pin pull' time has run out.
Appearance / Examine: A miniature Pineapple. NOT EDIBLE!
Toxic Grenades:
Okay for starters they are 'The Bomb' for narrow choke points and objectives that need to be touched and held.
Summary: shooter of poison gas that’s GREAT for objectives, Choke points and respawn points.
Appearance: A Green Shaft with gas inside it NO ITS NOT A BUM YOU DOOFUS)
FP7 Grenades:
Hmm well how to explain this.. It can be daunting for the author too you know, and this is a hard one here.(Lazy bums need a guide to do stuff-.- grr)
Well we can start that it is a Napalm grenade. It is very very weak but don’t say its crap right there and then. You see, it has a nice surprise
If you touch it you go up into flames and you very rarely survive even just touching this thing. It’s a Big, Red, Shaft that spits Napalm into all directions so it’s very useful for average sized choke points and is great for spawn killing and blocking objectives, It is similar to the Toxic Grenade but its slightly more powerful as you don’t get ‘poisoned’ by the gas.
The Angel Of Death said: If it explodes in mid air, it will burst the flame much further away.
In Conclusion: A low powered grenade that can set people alight for a long amount of time. I do NOT know if it spreads by touching team mates / enemies.
Summary: A useful grenade for choke points, spawn points and SOMETIMES ‘Nade vs Weapon combat.
Effect: I keep saying, Blasting Napalm in all directions that can set people alight.
Do's: Objectives, Choke Points, Spawn Points, Trapping ambushers.
Don’t’s: DO NOT USE AS A WATER HEATER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME A PILE OF ASH ON YOUR NEXT SHOWER, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Pretty useless for vehicles.
Appearance: Very similar to the toxic grenade in look, although the colour is red and it has warning signs all over it in a Yellow / Black stripes and other decorations.
How To Combat Grenades.
Okay, lets start with the simples. One of the best ways is to actually stand still.
Mhmm, STAND STILL. Lets put this into an example:
Player1:*has a pine*
Player2:*stands still*
Player 1 pulls the pin and Player2 notices. P2 get ready for a dodge and counts seconds. The ‘nade is thrown and P2 dodges it. SIMPLE.
Another way to get as CLOSE as possible to the other player. His first reaction would be to throw the grenade somewhere else as it would kill both of them or maybe just him if he hesitates to long. By the time he gets it right, and turns to another weapon, the charger already kills the ‘Nader, How? Because the ‘Naders first instinct is NOT to dodge or strafe, it’s move back. BAD IDEA. If you have a shot-gun you just got the kill, if your using a melee weapon, you just got the kill, if your using a grenade yourself, you’re a D___Head.
And one other way is to just RUN, RUN, RUN!!! This tactic is similar to the standing still one BUT you move backwards all the time. Since its hard to keep an angle while running with a ‘nade, you can shoot him while he usually can’t.
My recommendation is to use the standing still one, although use what’s best for you
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<’Noob’ Combo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well in this part if you play Halo you would probably understand, but in case you don’t here goes:
The Noob Combo is a tactic although it’s commonly frowned upon in its ‘Noobish Behavior’ but do the normal thing, “You can do it too”. What you do is you combine two different kinds of weapons, usually a high damage and a automatic weapon. You take out the Big Oucher out, usually a shot-gun, and blast them to hell. Although most of the time a full blast of that will leave them will little or no health left, if they still have some left, whip out Hole-o-Matic and go into full blast. The reason is, you CAN continue with the shot-gun but it is very hard to use for its latency so you just do one shot. If you have lag, this idea is ownage although methinks me like da Waffle Rifle more:)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Luring>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Okili-Dokili on this part of teh’ guide ‘ight ere’ me is going to explain about luring.
Mmk, First of lets start with the basics.
For those who don’t know(god forbid) luring means getting someone to follow you or something to trap them. There are many forms of luring, like temptation, and uh um, something that I cant put into a word -.-
Okay, temptation.
This scenario is a recreation of the epic battle of Cow, and Noob.
Cow: Muahahaha, I am going to stick this ( Put Weapon In) right over here and the Noob will come and chase for it while I hide near by with a charged katana on 3rd person view!!
Noob: s0ry.,!@1 w0t J00 Suy?
Cow: Uh nothing:)
Noob: Ooh data is a noice wepy derr 1 gonna pick uup.*grabs it*
Cow: *SLICE* Yay, free kill and me weapon back
Okay well you get the idea, I hope, if you don’t it’s just sticking a weapon somewhere, you hide near it where the person your luring cant see you, and you kill them once they pick up the weapon with a shot-gun, Melee or just Anti-Waffle Eater Shot.
Another way on a similar form is to use a distraction.
Although this Is very rare.
What you do is you get a team mate, and get them to just blast a weapon ANYWHERE but under cover, the enemy will turn to engage them but you can kill them from behind. Although this is only for fun, because if you know where the enemy is why don’t you kill em’ right there and then?
The last tactic in this section is called trapping.
This is how it works:
You find a really good player but you only have a Toxic OR FP7 Grenade and a short range weapon, so you can’t kill them.
You need a tunnel like the bombing points garage in AS-PWC-Office2008.
You sneak to the entry of the tunnel and blast and weapon fire anywhere, although it’s better if it’s loud. The prey will come to the area of action and then see you half way down the tunnel. They come in, Throw a grenade BEHIND THEM and then put one at the entrance of the tunnel, as they can’t get out, shoot blindly through the gas OR if your on the slope like in office, you can aim.
________________________________________________________________
Fun Things:
Mmk, Sorry for the lack of updates, it's been like 1 and a half weeks since I updated this, well actually I didn't update it at all.
I don't have many ideas now so I thought of creating this part. If anyone has any ideas WHATSOEVER please tell me. I WILL give credit to you for this.
Okay, lets start. Just to let anyone know this is just like some fun things that you can do, NOT HOW TO DO THINGS BETTER.
Number 1: Oki-Doki, The first thing here is Mine-Lines.
How to do it: Alright, this is just a waste of time so only do it if you have it. All you got to do is to download the Ballistics mod of the net somewhere and in console type in: reloaded It just gives EVERY weapon and 999 ammo for each of them(NO IT DOESN'T WORK IN MULTI PLAYER). Just take out the mines and just CROUCH , Not walk or run as the mines would explode. Then just keep on laying them down in a line or shape, similar to Dominoes( The game not pizza ) And then take out the Explosive Devices, and just chuck them all in one pile but neatly if possible just to look better:) Now here there are two thing: You can detonate all the Explosive Devices, OR you can have even more fun and chuck a shiny Pineapple at the start. Then just watch the fireworks. Notice: This can crash some slow computers. I have 2 G hirts duel core, and 1G of RAM and after 200 mines blowing in a dominoes style, my game was rather laggy. Do this with no bots or they will continue to screw up the mine path.
Hmm another one over here: This one is not fun, it's just a practice for grenade throwing, although I didn't think this needed a separate section so I put it here. It is just training throwing Nades'. Just find Office or Dust and just throw Nades' in certain angle to find what works best. Seeing as this is rather boring and I'm not TOO bad with nades' if I say so meself, I didn't try this, just got the theory.
Ok I'm not sure whats next so can someone also give me ideas to put into here, I WILL give credit to you.
_______________________________________________________
"What weapons better" ( No not what the title says, notice the speech marks?)
I noticed that this needed something new in here so I just got something new;)
Alright I can't be bothered to do much so here goes:
This will go from the bad thing to what makes up for it.
Shot-Guns:
Yellow Shot Guns:
Red Shot-Gun:
Combat Shot-Gun: I don't know much about it as I don't get much of a chance to use it much so don't trust what I'm saying to much.
Notice: Don't call it "the shotgun" or something similar to those lines as there are 3 kinds with huge differences.
Okay In my opinion the Yellow one is the best overall.
The only time EVER I would use the Red Shot-Gun is to kill / damage a rhino that the Yellow' wont reach.
The Combat / Ninja Shot-Guns is nice overall but I say the yellow is better, but I love stunning people>>>GREAT FUN.
THE ABOVE^^^^^^^^^^^ IS NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD USE, USE WHATS BEST FOR YOU OR WHAT WORKS BEST, THIS IS ONLY WHAT I THINK AND BELIEVE.
MORE IS COMING SOON.
I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU!
I know of more ideas although I cannot be bothered to do them now:( Sorry guys, But, I WILL MAKE MORE VERY SOON, AT LEAST ONE CHAPTER A WEAK NO LESS AND THAT’S A PROMISE.
I hope to kill you in game sometime soon, please post and rate the guide, and give ideas and suggestions and tell me where I did a mistake and things.
Thanks again for your time:)
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Well the title says it all.
It took me a while to do this guide because I was hesitant about being worse because other people MIGHT become better using this guide but it's being nice so I did it.
Notice: The following contains spoilers of how to use the weapons and some strategies.
This guide is MY opinion only. I AM NOT STATING THIS IS CORRECT IT JUST REALLY WORKS AND I RECOMMEND
PEOPLE TO USE IT. EVERYTHING in this guide is done by me, and I learned all this MESELF.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Crouching>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well lets just start of with crouching... yes... crouching. You might think that’s dumb or its useless and stuff. Well it isn't especially in ballistics. Simply if you crouch you are always harder to hit no matter of your moving speed unless you are playing a fast paced game. In Ballistics Mod if you crouch, no matter what weapon you are using you will ALWAYS shoot much more accurately. Say the SS00SS(something) Waffle Rifle, you notice if you shoot it all 20 rounds after dodging, you will be almost shooting behind you. That’s not good. After running, its REALLY bad, standing still, you shoot like in all directions unless it’s in VERY short bursts. But if you crouch and shoot all 20 rounds continually they will hit all in the same spot or nearly the same spot. So if you are right in front of someone and Player 1 Crouches and Player 2 Stands the croucher will kill with about 60 HP left if the fire is in unison. That applies for all game types although with no modding there is no recoil but it still works. NOT WITH ROCKETS OR FLAK. DO NOT USE FOR THAT.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Wall Dodging>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Okay, Everyone knows what wall dodging is right? What it is? Well there is something I noticed many players ignore. Say you’re playing a normal game with no modding. You’re having a rocket fight in a tight space. What to do? Do a Wall Dodge behind a player and blast them from behind. Since this is a Ballistics guide, and I said not to dodge in a fight because it maxes recoil. For starters that’s when there is no hiding places.
First: Use it whenever you need to reload. Because you’re harder to shoot but you don't slow down your reload, and you might just be able to slice or pulverize someone in melee if they are in the range for it.
Second: It CAN be useful in a fight, although that is VERY rare. The times I use it is when I'm using a pistol of any kind. Basically you just Wall dodge behind them and have some time to aim for one shot or two since you can move while using the pistol and dodging or jumping doesn't effect its accuracy.....MUCH so it can be used as a valid strategy. Although I do not recommend to use this to get a head shot because the dodge does distort it enough for a space of a head. What ALWAYS helps this is to click the crouch button right as you land because it automatically makes you aim better even with pistols. Trust me.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Distraction>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Notice: This part may seem unfair, however it is a valid strategy. Please do not flame people for using this and don't flame me for posting this. Although do not use it repetitively, as it can get annoying and you could become unpopular. If this warning scares you off, PLEASE read this as well because you might need to use it to do a last second save thing or things that can help you win the match.
This part of the guide is rather simple, so this is how it goes:
(((( THIS PART OF GUIDE EDITED BY WRITERS CONSENT!))))
Another one is if you see someone and they see you trying to snipe them. Move undercover and say something, anything at all, the person if you are directing it to them should reply either in voice or chat, so they should forget about you, now just move a tiny bit of your current location and go out and kill them. It works well. If someone calls you a 'talk steal' first tell them: "You have all the right to do it to and it’s your fault for standing still." That will anger them so they should either get a lot better or worse. Although don't use this more then thrice in a match, people will hate you.
And the third one which I just made up now so I don't know its effect is asking the enemy team questions and that could slow them down in Assault or Onslaught. It can be used for distracting defenders and rushing them OR slowing attackers.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Grenades>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oki-Doki In this Chapter I am going to talk about How To Grenades, How To Fight Grenades and The Properties Of Grenades.
Starting this chapter I'm going to give guide of how to use grenades, where and for what purpose.
Okay for starters there are 3 types of grenades. FP7 Grenade, AKA Fire Grenade, (numbers) Pineapple Grenades, AKA Big Boom 'Nades and Toxic Grenades, AKA Poison Gas Grenade(IT IS NOT A SMOKE GRENADE, DON'T HIDE WITH A KATANA IN IT!!!!!)
Now for strategies. Lets start with Pineapples.
Notice: Z said: You are allowed to throw grenades at spawn points. But if you follow ethics, only do it on tight matches.
They are the best grenade for Sentinels (and should be the only one used for it). One PERFECTLY thrown Pine can kill a Sentinel in one hit. You will most likely get a perfect-o hit if you put it on full charge and throw it at the BASE of a Sentinel because if you hit it then it will give the extra 25 damage needed to kill it (on my count because just dropping it next to one and blasting it with one shot on Waffle Rifle will kill it) and it wont bounce back if you hit a valid target.
Pines are very good as Anti-Sniper weapons. Pull the pin early by hitting the reload button (the command for it is: set input r reload me now) and throw it behind a box that commonly contains ambushes. I got meself a ULTRA KILL doing this. Don't be sparing with them because you get 10.... PLENTY. If the maker is good, the map is good(99.9% of the time neway)
Pines are under-estimated for 'nade Vs weapon matches. BUT if you are ownage with them (I'm NOT) and use it nearly always, be prepared to be called a 'Grenade sleeper' but do the usual reply, you can do it too. But it DOES get annoying so if you follow ethics, don't do it
In Conclusion: Pines are very versatile grenades, do REALLY high damage, and if you practice and get your angles right AND swap 3rd/1st person fast, you can be killing without even getting shot at even if people know where you are.
Summary:High Powered Grenade for many things
Effect: Emits a huge explosion after 'pin pull' time has run out.
Appearance / Examine: A miniature Pineapple. NOT EDIBLE!
Toxic Grenades:
Okay for starters they are 'The Bomb' for narrow choke points and objectives that need to be touched and held.
Summary: shooter of poison gas that’s GREAT for objectives, Choke points and respawn points.
Appearance: A Green Shaft with gas inside it NO ITS NOT A BUM YOU DOOFUS)
FP7 Grenades:
Hmm well how to explain this.. It can be daunting for the author too you know, and this is a hard one here.(Lazy bums need a guide to do stuff-.- grr)
Well we can start that it is a Napalm grenade. It is very very weak but don’t say its crap right there and then. You see, it has a nice surprise
If you touch it you go up into flames and you very rarely survive even just touching this thing. It’s a Big, Red, Shaft that spits Napalm into all directions so it’s very useful for average sized choke points and is great for spawn killing and blocking objectives, It is similar to the Toxic Grenade but its slightly more powerful as you don’t get ‘poisoned’ by the gas.The Angel Of Death said: If it explodes in mid air, it will burst the flame much further away.
In Conclusion: A low powered grenade that can set people alight for a long amount of time. I do NOT know if it spreads by touching team mates / enemies.
Summary: A useful grenade for choke points, spawn points and SOMETIMES ‘Nade vs Weapon combat.
Effect: I keep saying, Blasting Napalm in all directions that can set people alight.
Do's: Objectives, Choke Points, Spawn Points, Trapping ambushers.
Don’t’s: DO NOT USE AS A WATER HEATER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME A PILE OF ASH ON YOUR NEXT SHOWER, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Pretty useless for vehicles.
Appearance: Very similar to the toxic grenade in look, although the colour is red and it has warning signs all over it in a Yellow / Black stripes and other decorations.
How To Combat Grenades.
Okay, lets start with the simples. One of the best ways is to actually stand still.
Mhmm, STAND STILL. Lets put this into an example:
Player1:*has a pine*
Player2:*stands still*
Player 1 pulls the pin and Player2 notices. P2 get ready for a dodge and counts seconds. The ‘nade is thrown and P2 dodges it. SIMPLE.
Another way to get as CLOSE as possible to the other player. His first reaction would be to throw the grenade somewhere else as it would kill both of them or maybe just him if he hesitates to long. By the time he gets it right, and turns to another weapon, the charger already kills the ‘Nader, How? Because the ‘Naders first instinct is NOT to dodge or strafe, it’s move back. BAD IDEA. If you have a shot-gun you just got the kill, if your using a melee weapon, you just got the kill, if your using a grenade yourself, you’re a D___Head.
And one other way is to just RUN, RUN, RUN!!! This tactic is similar to the standing still one BUT you move backwards all the time. Since its hard to keep an angle while running with a ‘nade, you can shoot him while he usually can’t.
My recommendation is to use the standing still one, although use what’s best for you
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<’Noob’ Combo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well in this part if you play Halo you would probably understand, but in case you don’t here goes:
The Noob Combo is a tactic although it’s commonly frowned upon in its ‘Noobish Behavior’ but do the normal thing, “You can do it too”. What you do is you combine two different kinds of weapons, usually a high damage and a automatic weapon. You take out the Big Oucher out, usually a shot-gun, and blast them to hell. Although most of the time a full blast of that will leave them will little or no health left, if they still have some left, whip out Hole-o-Matic and go into full blast. The reason is, you CAN continue with the shot-gun but it is very hard to use for its latency so you just do one shot. If you have lag, this idea is ownage although methinks me like da Waffle Rifle more:)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Luring>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Okili-Dokili on this part of teh’ guide ‘ight ere’ me is going to explain about luring.
Mmk, First of lets start with the basics.
For those who don’t know(god forbid) luring means getting someone to follow you or something to trap them. There are many forms of luring, like temptation, and uh um, something that I cant put into a word -.-
Okay, temptation.
This scenario is a recreation of the epic battle of Cow, and Noob.
Cow: Muahahaha, I am going to stick this ( Put Weapon In) right over here and the Noob will come and chase for it while I hide near by with a charged katana on 3rd person view!!
Noob: s0ry.,!@1 w0t J00 Suy?
Cow: Uh nothing:)
Noob: Ooh data is a noice wepy derr 1 gonna pick uup.*grabs it*
Cow: *SLICE* Yay, free kill and me weapon back
Okay well you get the idea, I hope, if you don’t it’s just sticking a weapon somewhere, you hide near it where the person your luring cant see you, and you kill them once they pick up the weapon with a shot-gun, Melee or just Anti-Waffle Eater Shot.
Another way on a similar form is to use a distraction.
Although this Is very rare.
What you do is you get a team mate, and get them to just blast a weapon ANYWHERE but under cover, the enemy will turn to engage them but you can kill them from behind. Although this is only for fun, because if you know where the enemy is why don’t you kill em’ right there and then?
The last tactic in this section is called trapping.
This is how it works:
You find a really good player but you only have a Toxic OR FP7 Grenade and a short range weapon, so you can’t kill them.
You need a tunnel like the bombing points garage in AS-PWC-Office2008.
You sneak to the entry of the tunnel and blast and weapon fire anywhere, although it’s better if it’s loud. The prey will come to the area of action and then see you half way down the tunnel. They come in, Throw a grenade BEHIND THEM and then put one at the entrance of the tunnel, as they can’t get out, shoot blindly through the gas OR if your on the slope like in office, you can aim.
________________________________________________________________
Fun Things:
Mmk, Sorry for the lack of updates, it's been like 1 and a half weeks since I updated this, well actually I didn't update it at all.
I don't have many ideas now so I thought of creating this part. If anyone has any ideas WHATSOEVER please tell me. I WILL give credit to you for this.
Okay, lets start. Just to let anyone know this is just like some fun things that you can do, NOT HOW TO DO THINGS BETTER.
Number 1: Oki-Doki, The first thing here is Mine-Lines.
How to do it: Alright, this is just a waste of time so only do it if you have it. All you got to do is to download the Ballistics mod of the net somewhere and in console type in: reloaded It just gives EVERY weapon and 999 ammo for each of them(NO IT DOESN'T WORK IN MULTI PLAYER). Just take out the mines and just CROUCH , Not walk or run as the mines would explode. Then just keep on laying them down in a line or shape, similar to Dominoes( The game not pizza ) And then take out the Explosive Devices, and just chuck them all in one pile but neatly if possible just to look better:) Now here there are two thing: You can detonate all the Explosive Devices, OR you can have even more fun and chuck a shiny Pineapple at the start. Then just watch the fireworks. Notice: This can crash some slow computers. I have 2 G hirts duel core, and 1G of RAM and after 200 mines blowing in a dominoes style, my game was rather laggy. Do this with no bots or they will continue to screw up the mine path.
Hmm another one over here: This one is not fun, it's just a practice for grenade throwing, although I didn't think this needed a separate section so I put it here. It is just training throwing Nades'. Just find Office or Dust and just throw Nades' in certain angle to find what works best. Seeing as this is rather boring and I'm not TOO bad with nades' if I say so meself, I didn't try this, just got the theory.
Ok I'm not sure whats next so can someone also give me ideas to put into here, I WILL give credit to you.
_______________________________________________________
"What weapons better" ( No not what the title says, notice the speech marks?)
I noticed that this needed something new in here so I just got something new;)
Alright I can't be bothered to do much so here goes:
This will go from the bad thing to what makes up for it.
Shot-Guns:
Yellow Shot Guns:
- Short Range, Uber High Power
- Wide Spread : MUCH easier to hit and usually killing them anyway.
- ( Nothing ) : Like I stated it can totally flip vehicles or completely destroy them, if it does neither which is RARE AS it just needs one more hit of anything for a nice, juicy kill.
Red Shot-Gun:
- Tight pack : Long Range
- No Double Shot : (You can see it sucks already)
- Compared to other shotguns it also sucks against vehicles : (Use your imagination)
- Utterly worthless secondary fire which wasted its usefulness even more
Combat Shot-Gun: I don't know much about it as I don't get much of a chance to use it much so don't trust what I'm saying to much.
- It has a medium spread, and medium amount fired each round(perfect if you cant decide between the other two)
- Only 7 bullets max per reload
- ( Nothing ) : A nice melee attack that can stun and blind people people around thrice as good as the Assault Pistol
Notice: Don't call it "the shotgun" or something similar to those lines as there are 3 kinds with huge differences.
Okay In my opinion the Yellow one is the best overall.
The only time EVER I would use the Red Shot-Gun is to kill / damage a rhino that the Yellow' wont reach.
The Combat / Ninja Shot-Guns is nice overall but I say the yellow is better, but I love stunning people>>>GREAT FUN.
THE ABOVE^^^^^^^^^^^ IS NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD USE, USE WHATS BEST FOR YOU OR WHAT WORKS BEST, THIS IS ONLY WHAT I THINK AND BELIEVE.
MORE IS COMING SOON.
I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU!
I know of more ideas although I cannot be bothered to do them now:( Sorry guys, But, I WILL MAKE MORE VERY SOON, AT LEAST ONE CHAPTER A WEAK NO LESS AND THAT’S A PROMISE.
I hope to kill you in game sometime soon, please post and rate the guide, and give ideas and suggestions and tell me where I did a mistake and things.
Thanks again for your time:)
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