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Sept 7, 2007 7:13:22 GMT -5
Post by {TwäT}Đ.F.Ä.[ÐM] on Sept 7, 2007 7:13:22 GMT -5
Well, Sweet n' Low is a white powdery substance that resembles cocaine. It is also used in diet products to replace sugar such as Diet-Coca Cola. So the silly blonde lady is thinking she is snorting a diet product and at the same time coke.
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Sept 7, 2007 16:02:48 GMT -5
Post by octane on Sept 7, 2007 16:02:48 GMT -5
Q, What did a Mexican Fire Fighter call his two new born kids
A, Hose A and Hose B
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Sept 10, 2007 15:14:10 GMT -5
Post by {TwäT}Đ.F.Ä.[ÐM] on Sept 10, 2007 15:14:10 GMT -5
This is old but I like it...
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the s p o o n out of the cup.''
This is odd but if you try to write the word s-p-o-o-n it instead comes out spoon.
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Sept 10, 2007 15:34:08 GMT -5
Post by {TwäT}Đ.F.Ä.[ÐM] on Sept 10, 2007 15:34:08 GMT -5
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
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Sept 10, 2007 15:54:21 GMT -5
Post by {TwäT}Đ.F.Ä.[ÐM] on Sept 10, 2007 15:54:21 GMT -5
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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Sept 12, 2007 16:15:48 GMT -5
Post by SealGunman on Sept 12, 2007 16:15:48 GMT -5
OWNED
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Sept 12, 2007 18:02:50 GMT -5
Post by TheElite1]>USK<[ on Sept 12, 2007 18:02:50 GMT -5
LOL!!
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